Tan Tax

Let me try to break this down...
So, White people like to destroy their skin in order to look less (naturally) pale. I guess it is some sort of status symbol of leisure (or perhaps some deep-seated desire to not be White). The government, in desperate need of funds, decides to tax tanning salons. This isn't stopping White people from destroying their skin in the natural sunlight but it adds a few cents when gaining an unnatural orange hue. Then some White folks grasping for anything to complain about declare this taxation as racist. White folks just can't catch a break!

Someone call Dr. Cress-Welsing!