Global Metal

12 things I learned from watching Global Metal:

-aparently youth need to rebel (for or against what is unclear)
-metal is an integral part of youth rebellion
-zionism rules
-you should be scared of muslims
-filmmaker, Sam Dunn, looks like a primordial dwarf
-Lars really regrets the Napster fiasco that made Metallica look like dinosaurs
-Iron Maiden are the best metal band
-'Fear Of The Dark' is best Maiden song
-Arab governments hate metal and make you sit down to listen to Slayer
-Visual Kei is not metal
-heavy metal = modernization = good
-muslims hate metal