Badder Brains vs. Baader Brains
Report from Your 6th Young Tiger Party Congress
We were all excited for the Baader Brains Affinity Project to take the stage in celebration. We started to cheer and get ready to rock out as a group took the stage but something was amiss. It looked like what we were used to and we were sure it could rock but it soon became evident that this band of co-opting hacks had 'cut out the part that mattered.'
Evidence of the counterrevolutionary thought propagated by who we came to understand was Badder Brains (Diagram Group):
Luckily, The Young Tiger Free Organization was prepared to ward off such lackey dogs of imperialism... with force. YTFO (Baader Brains) stormed the stage, "Revisionists! Revisionists! We reclaim this stage in the name of the Young Tiger Free Organization!" The imposters ran like cowards with nothing to defend.
Ballons were dropped and a revolutionary fervor took the crowd as we danced and celebrated those who did not surrender.
"Our vision: To carry forth this capsule of hope through the bombardments of a dark age, to fortify this message, free of the influence and contamination of alien appropriations and co-optation, ultimately, delivering it's magical gift to the children of the future, breathing life into their hearts and souls.
Now let us celebrate the possibilities of future, past, and present."
-Dr. Leslie
We were all excited for the Baader Brains Affinity Project to take the stage in celebration. We started to cheer and get ready to rock out as a group took the stage but something was amiss. It looked like what we were used to and we were sure it could rock but it soon became evident that this band of co-opting hacks had 'cut out the part that mattered.'
Evidence of the counterrevolutionary thought propagated by who we came to understand was Badder Brains (Diagram Group):
Luckily, The Young Tiger Free Organization was prepared to ward off such lackey dogs of imperialism... with force. YTFO (Baader Brains) stormed the stage, "Revisionists! Revisionists! We reclaim this stage in the name of the Young Tiger Free Organization!" The imposters ran like cowards with nothing to defend.
Ballons were dropped and a revolutionary fervor took the crowd as we danced and celebrated those who did not surrender.
"Our vision: To carry forth this capsule of hope through the bombardments of a dark age, to fortify this message, free of the influence and contamination of alien appropriations and co-optation, ultimately, delivering it's magical gift to the children of the future, breathing life into their hearts and souls.
Now let us celebrate the possibilities of future, past, and present."
-Dr. Leslie
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