...ugh...

I lost my wallet... and all of its contents.

I searched everywhere I thought it could be before admitting defeat and calling my bank.
I guess calling one's bank could be a smart move to begin with since you can find out if your card has been used and not go on a wild goose chase looking for it.

Turns out, my card was used.
Three different gas stations in four hours and two attempts at purchasing imposter Louis Vuitton bags online.

ugh