RightWing LOL

I subscribe to a rightwing blog, Matters Of Manner And Type. I was hoping to find articulate rightwing arguments. Instead, I really only find misleading and hilarious (or frightening) nonsense.
Here are some of the LOL-worthy latest with a sort of roundtable discussion.

1. FBI Spied on Tea Party Americans
"The Department of Homeland Security Intelligence Assessment that is receiving so much attention is just the tip of the proverbial iceberg, and the true patriotic citizens of this country are on the Titanic."

shane: He is trying to explain that those at the tea party protests are different than usual protestors...they were not "political activists" just frustrated citizens. hahahaha He is freaked the fuck out that the FBI monitored the Tea Parties as if it is proof that Obama wants to lock up conservatives.

Ben Edge: now he knows how smart people feel when they protest shit that really matters

2. Campus Leftists Don't Believe in Free Speech
"speakers now have bodyguards when they visit universities"

3. List of those supposedly under attack:
"veterans, small-business owners, practicing Catholics, gun owners, talk-radio listeners, tea-party attendees, Texans, smokers, limited-government proponents, pro-lifers, taxpayers, NASCAR fans, Boy Scouts, oil-company employees, secure-border advocates, capitalists, global-warming agnostics, Cuban refugees, school-choicers"

Ben Edge: besides vets, small business owners, and "taxpayers" (wait, that's everyone!), fuck all those people.

"global-warming agnostics"? Like retarded people?
poor Cuban refugees. Mexicans? Deport 'em!
boy scouts! what? Is this guy a pedophile?

Pranjal: i bet those practicing Catholic gun owning capitalist small business owners in Texas-- who listen to talk radio or watch NASCAR while they reminisce about their years working at Exxon-Mobil (which helped them to see the myth that is Global Warming)-- who are fed up of the loose border controls that fail to keep out those Mexicans who should just line up with the others because their family in Cuba didn't have a border to jump, and who wish they could choose to send their kids to a school where they wouldn't be subject to the big-government public school tyranny and the anti-life homosexual agenda... i bet those people are so pissed right now, they're just gonna go out for another cigarette and plan another tea-party with their ex-army buddies